About Us
Blackwater Tees was founded in 2009 with the goal of making us enough money so we wouldn’t have to get real jobs. Oh yeah, and to make shirts that piss off Republicans, make our parents cringe, and our friends laugh. So far, so good…
We are wholly-owned by C3 Productions, LLC, an emerging online media company with BlackwaterTees.com being its first foray into e-commerce. By the way, C3 represents our three most important aspirations in life: chicks, cars, and cash. Think that’s lame? Well, we didn’t ask you…
Now on a more serious note…
We strive to put out fresh new ideas every week and stay away from the stuff that has already been done. So, if you’re looking for shirts that are a reference to Seinfeld, go somewhere else. All of our designs and ideas were thought of and created by us, or our friends, and can only be found on our website. We submit all of our designs for copyright protection, so if you notice a website or brick-and-mortar store stealing our work, please contact us.
We take a lot of pride in the quality of our products and the originality of our ideas. All of our shirts and hoodies are screenprinted which means a higher quality and longer lasting print. It costs us more than using heat transfers or print-on-demand printers, but we want return business. We aren’t going to sell something we wouldn’t wear ourselves, so we decided that screenprinting was the only way to go. Most of our competitors use print-on-demand printers which gives them lower costs and you a lower quality product…
We have thousands and thousands of shirts in inventory which means when you place an order, it will ship almost immediately, and you’ll actually like it and wear it. All of our designs are printed on American Apparel shirts and hoodies, which are simply the best quality and best fitting tees and hoodies out there. Period. No other brand even comes close…
So, we may be a little bias, or a lot, whatever, but here’s the conclusion: we think if you want some kick-ass threads, we got em. If you want some cheap, lame-ass crap with a design that will likely wash away and you’ll never wear, there’s lots of that bullshit out there, too. You won’t find that here, and we stand by that…
